IRELAND, IN LISTS: PART ONE

things I bought two days ago:

  • milk
  • Tesco-brand honey in a glass bottle
  • a used copy of The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen

things that are inexplicably difficult to find:

  • running shorts
  • contact lens solution

most common questions asked when I say I go to school in California:

  • Do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?
  • Have you met any celebrities?
  • Is it really like The Hills/Laguna Beach/The OC?
  • What the fuck did you come here for?

one place that was almost painfully beautiful:

Cliffs of Moher

things currently in my backpack:

  • two cans of tomato sauce
  • an onion
  • an avocado
  • The Old Man and the Sea
  • three pens: one gel, two ballpoint
  • four bananas
  • one tube of Clinique lipstick in “Precious Pink”
  • one red pepper in a plastic baggie
  • a small graph paper notebook
  • an iPod nano, gold
  • digital camera
  • wallet