IRELAND, IN LISTS: PART ONE
things I bought two days ago:
- milk
- Tesco-brand honey in a glass bottle
- a used copy of The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
things that are inexplicably difficult to find:
- running shorts
- contact lens solution
most common questions asked when I say I go to school in California:
- Do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?
- Have you met any celebrities?
- Is it really like The Hills/Laguna Beach/The OC?
- What the fuck did you come here for?
one place that was almost painfully beautiful:

things currently in my backpack:
- two cans of tomato sauce
- an onion
- an avocado
- The Old Man and the Sea
- three pens: one gel, two ballpoint
- four bananas
- one tube of Clinique lipstick in “Precious Pink”
- one red pepper in a plastic baggie
- a small graph paper notebook
- an iPod nano, gold
- digital camera
- wallet