most common pick up lines:

• Ya don’t smoke, do ya?
• Do ya have a fag?

landmarks, visual

• St. Finbarre’s Cathedral
• the River Lee

the only meals i make myself:

• one piece of toast covered in butter-like spread, honey, and a sliced banana
• one egg, poached in tomato sauce, served on one slice of toast
• one fried egg, half a can of beans, toast
• two eggs, scrambled, and shitloads of cayenne pepper in a tortilla
• oatmeal, garnished with a sliced banana and a huge amount of cinnamon*

landmarks, olfactory

• Hillbilly’s**
• Sam & Dan’s: Hot Dogs and Donuts***

bets i have lost:

• Seattle, in: greater rainfall average, Seattle v. Cork

bets i have won:

• France, in: rugby, France v. Ireland

*i eat for less than €2 a day.  this will all be worth it when i’m buying waffles in Belgium and croissants in France and wine in Italy.
**Hillbilly’s is inconceivably delicious. 
***Sam & Dan’s donuts are easily the best donuts i have had, ever, anywhere.  they’re fried so deep they literally melt in your mouth.  3 for €2.  i am in love.