cutting my hair with the first pair of scissors i see (including those of the 1” Swiss Army Knife variety) because I am:

1. drunk
2. no longer interested in studying
3. particularly enraged by societal gender norms/heteronormativity
4. 1&3, that is, “After this shot, I’m gonna go destabilize the gender binary guys WOOOO!”
5. trying to fix my last impulsive haircut— through more cutting.  BRILLIANT WORK, BLOOM.